All drinking glasses would be stored top down. As they should be so the inside of glasses don’t collect schmutz.
Pets could be counted as dependents on taxes. The freeloaders.
Staying up all night reading a good book would be a legitimate reason to take work off the next day.
People would not be allowed to hover right at the edge of the luggage carousel. They would have to wait about 5 feet back so everyone could see and step forward to pic up their luggage when it comes around.
The Walking Dead wouldn’t be shown so late on Sunday, a school night, that I have to wait to see it the next day. I hate spoilers.
News agencies would check the sources of their stories and the backgrounds of their talking heads. No more people presented as experts when they have no background or education in the subject. No more studies presented when the people who conducted the study will financially benefit from the results. That’s called a conflict of interest and should be treated as not credible.
No one will be famous just for having a great rack or butt. No. Just no.
All high schools would include basic personal finance, (banking, checking accounts, credit cards) and basic auto care in its required curriculum.
Dog food companies will start selling 40 lb bags of dog food again instead of sneakily reducing the food to only 28 pounds in the same size bag. I NOTICED DOG FOOD COMPANIES! Your prices did not go down but you give us about half the dog food we got before.
Bad bosses would lose their jobs.
Any movie exec that suggested an actress needs to lose weight or get plastic surgery to work should lose their job. Actresses just need to act well. The end.
There is no chatting in public restrooms. Everyone should just go in, take care of business and leave. Let’s pretend we aren’t doing what we are doing about a foot away from each other.
People who cut in lines should get a ticket or something. That just isn’t right.
And finally, the world would be a better place if I was in charge because I would make it so we could all take our pets to work with us.