Halloween Fright (not really)
Things in my life that I think are perfectly normal but that seem to alarm other people:
My house monster Lula.
Doesn’t everyone have a house monster perched over their desk?
A purse that weighs about 45 pounds
You never know when you are going to need a spoon. Or have a corn.
A black cat
I feel sorry for people who don’t have a black kitty who carries socks about the house.
A squirrel alarm
Not on his watch.
A remote control artist
Being able to adjust the volume from across the room is highly overrated.
Traveling with a bunch of dogs
I have no idea how to respond to this one. I mean, LOOK at these punkin heads!
I can’t tell you how many people have asked me what is wrong with my dogs.
Kleenex box remains
I never have to worry about a rogue kleenex box in MY house!
Ginormous amounts of yarn. I mean, yarn that takes over a room (or two).
This one might be alarming me too.
What’s scaring you this Halloween?
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