Halloween Fright (not really)

Things in my life that I think are perfectly normal but that seem to alarm other people:

My house monster Lula.

Doesn’t everyone have a house monster perched over their desk?

A purse that weighs about 45 pounds

You never know when you are going to need a spoon. Or have a corn.

A black cat

I feel sorry for people who don’t have a black kitty who carries socks about the house.

A squirrel alarm

Not on his watch.

A remote control artist

Being able to adjust the volume from across the room is highly overrated.

Traveling with a bunch of dogs

I have no idea how to respond to this one. I mean, LOOK at these punkin heads!

Cockroaching greyhounds

I can’t tell you how many people have asked me what is wrong with my dogs.

Kleenex box remains

I never have to worry about a rogue kleenex box in MY house!

Ginormous amounts of yarn. I mean, yarn that takes over a room (or two).

This one might be alarming me too.

What’s scaring you this Halloween?

 

 

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2 Responses to Halloween Fright (not really)

  1. Sue says:

    Super hilarious! I’m so glad our pookies have aged out of mischief. It is hairballs and barking at passerbys only!

    Happy Halloween!

  2. RageMichelle says:

    The scariest things at my house right now are the hordes of stink bugs. GAH!

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